男宿公告

Masturbation in Showers


We have found several blockages in showers in university owned
accommodation,most commonly caused by human hair.

However,over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused
by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen.

This is intolerable,and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of
DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort
of their own rooms,rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.



P Robinson,
Director,
Estates and Buildings

要發鳥文可以
除非先把洋文翻譯完成
我們又不是洋鬼子...

這也是訓練閱讀能力的一種嘛...

好啦...我補上中文翻譯------

我們發現許多大學宿舍淋浴間的堵塞物通常都是人的毛髮,

然而,經由上我們上次的調查,那些阻塞物是由相當大量的洨構成的...

這實在是太超過了!要是這問題解決不了的話,我們就必須經由DNA檢驗來查出是誰幹的好事!

所以說,我們建議學生們在自己的房間裡DIY就好,別給我在浴室裡面來!

最後感謝您肯花時間閱讀這篇公告

雙玉 寫到:這也是訓練閱讀能力的一種嘛...

再吵砍文處理

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GJ 寫到:要發鳥文可以
除非先把洋文翻譯完成
我們又不是洋鬼子...

你被拐了... 居然認可他發鳥文 囧